I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality