fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.