i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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