Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
false alarm. still invincible.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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