some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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