Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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