I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
