Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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