I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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