There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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