It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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