Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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