they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time