What a fucking waste of an outfit
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
How's your threesome situation going?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
me + whiskey = a bad person
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow