Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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