Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
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He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
FUCK WHALES
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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