How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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