You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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