So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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