In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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