I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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