I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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