I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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