I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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