Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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