im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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