if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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