Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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