im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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