is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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