ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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