I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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