people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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