go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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