We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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