Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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