After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
she looked like the before picture.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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third nipple confirmed
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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