so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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