I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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