doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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