just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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