Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
All I want is dick and wine.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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