wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
