i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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