my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
