i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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so much tequila, so little girl.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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