I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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