I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I enjoy the company of your penis
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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