Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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