Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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