Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize
