I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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