You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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