and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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