Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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