p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
So apparently I’m into choking now
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