Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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