I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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