if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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