Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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