But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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