The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
it's like heaven, but drunker
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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