Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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